Chronic Avenger

Straddling the line between old school and new age, Chronic Avenger exists to avenge the reputation of the much-maligned Cannabis sativa. 

With diplomacy, good looks, and big brains in her skill set, she’s taking on marijuana prohibition by storm, sharing the truth about this perfect plant and communicating the benefits of reforming the laws.

As far as she’s concerned, there are no mundane moments in this life. Every second is a jubilant homage to the vastness of Creation, even if one’s vantage is mired in anguish.

She embraces music, from ragas to reggae, from Mozart to metal, and believes that music and cannabis are two great tastes that taste great together.

Her goal is to precipitate the liberation of the human spirit from its fetters of chicanery-induced oblivion. Her adversary is intractable authoritarian control perpetuated by avarice. 
Her best weapon is a smile.

Her advice to the movement: Stand together or fall apart.

  Crystal Haze

Crystal Haze is one lean, green, prohibition-fighting machine. Her colors are purple and orange, which you might recognize from one of your own favorite cannabis strains.

Crystal is passionate about music, too, and often muses, “Why can’t everyone listen to metal?” 
She wants to share her metal with everyone!

She also enjoys breaking stuff and would prefer “Amsterdam in December rather than Jamaica anytime!”

Her philosophy on drugs: “What is it, what is it gonna do to me, and where can I get some?”

Although it is uncertain whether she represents the dark side of fluffy or the fluffy side of dark, one thing is clear:
“There ain’t no flowers or kitties where I’m goin.”

Why does she bother to stand up for cannabis decriminalization? Because she knows that responsible adult use of cannabis should not be a crime in and of itself, and the fact that it is a crime according to the government does not sit right with her.

So she’s standing up!